CakeShop - The GiftShop

Use your Loungecakes to buy cool icons for your friends and fans!

Gift		Description		Price
		Puppy Kibble A nice big bowl 'o chow for feeding your hyperactive pomeranian.		50
		Penguin Food Protein, sugars, starch, vitamins C, B12 and riboflavin for a glossy coat. For use in feeding the H-Lounge Penguin.		50
		Fish Food Delicious orange and yellow flakes to keep your goldfish happy... and circling.		60
		Glass of Water A tall glass of water. Half a glass actually. No ice even. Uh... at least it's cheap.		250
		Rawhide Chew Toy A delicious and long-lasting treat for or all the H-Lounge animals. I mean damn, it's like a zoo in here.		300
		Kiss on the Cheek A quickie smootch on the cheek. You'd think it would be free, but no, it costs 400 Loungecakes.		400
		Generic Dandelion Thing Who doesn't like flowers! Well, people with hayfever, bee allergies and Anthrophobia (fear of flowers) for starters. For everyone else, it's an ideal gift!		700
		Mystery Gift What's inside? I have no idea! It's probably empty! The suspense is killing me! If it's empty I'm gonna be pissed!		800
		Overgrown Lollipop Imported directly from Candy Mountain, the swirly delicious colors are a wonder to behold. Goes great with the H-Lounge home dentistry kit.		800
		Smelly, Moldy Sock Maybe you don't like someone. Maybe it's because they suck and they rated all your music off the top 10. Express your dissatisfaction with this moldy sock.		1,100
		Big, Puffy Valentine Heart Thing Express your romantic or platonic affection for your fellow artists with this big red heart thing.		1,500
		Birthday Loungecake A quick tasty Loungecake to be eaten on your birthday. Not for children under 11, they choke on the wax/wrapper/catch themselves on fire.		1,600
		Evil Clown Lunchbox Scare away bullies! Or just beat the snot out of them with it! Comes with matching thermos and sandwich.		1,800
		Half-eaten Taco Another way to say 'Hey buddy, screw you too' but with a twist. It's not quite as bad as the sock because hey... you still get to eat the remaining half.		2,400
		Roast Goat A delicious four-pound serving of steamy, undercooked, melt in your mouth roast goat.		2,500
		Headless Chicken A plump, tasty chicken! That's uh, standing up for some reason. Damn that's creepy.		3,000
		WTF T-Shirt Impress your friends and fans alike with your very own WTF t-shirt. Available in blue (shown here) and yellow. S, M, L and XL sizes.		4,000
		Plush Green Octopus A friendly green octopus. It's cute! Chicks love mollusks! It's stuffed so it doesn't bite!		5,100
		Plush Red Fishy A cute little stuffed red fishy with white spikes. A perfect companion for the green octopus.		5,200
		Viking Action Figure The HyperViking action figure features 12 fully articulated joints, double-bladed axe, severed head and beatin-stick (tm). Patent Pending.		5,300
		Levitating Droidbot A small spherical robot to follow you around and act generally cute! With cool red fins to help it uh... levitate or something.		5,500
		Howler Monkey Very cute, but all they do is scream 24/7. It gets pretty damned annoying after a while.		8,000
		Hockey Sticks For the Hockey Rocker. But if anyone else wants the mask for a killing spree, here it is.		8,000
		Toy Dog One of those adorably cute fluffy midget Pomeranian dogs that women like to keep in purses.		9,500
		Can 'o Bubbles A can of soap and a rounded stick! Blow bubbles until you pass out! Wow!		11,000
		Bathtime Duckie Cute! Yellow! Floats! Too big to fit down the drain. What more do you really want out of a toy? Buy two!		14,000
		Jack in the Box Wind old Jack up, he pops out, gets bored and goes back in his box! Repeat. What an existence!		15,000
		Goldfish Bowl A cute goldfish with round glass home. He swims! He eats! He wishes he had some gravel or plants but the artist is a slacker!		16,000
		Propeller Beanie The propeller spins for nine hundred hours with a single pair of AA batteries!		16,500
		Chattering Teeth The culmination of twenty years of plastics research and quite possibly the apex of gift technology. As noisy as they are deadly.		17,000
		Shrunken Head A shrunken head for cursing, hexes, and other bad mojo. Incredibly cool and evil.		19,000
		Bling Bling A few dozen ice-studded watches, rings and necklaces. But pay up. Bling doesn't come cheap.		20,000